"For example, the other day an auditor performed a miracle the Pope 
himself would have been proud to own.  A child had died, was dead, had 
been pronounced dead by a doctor [got it?  the kid was dead], and the 
auditor, by calling the thetan back and ordering him to take over the 
body again brought the child to life.  The child had died because it felt 
it was not wanted by its parents." (Magazine Articles on Level 0 
Checksheet, p. 75, by L. Ron Hubbard)

   That wacky Hubbard!  He can even raise the dead!  He can cure cancer 
too; "Cancer has been eradicated by auditing out conception and mitosis." 
(History of Man p. 20 by L. Ron Hubbard).  Gosh, what can't Scientology do?

   Well, it can't create an ethical moral person.  And it doesn't even try;
"...in any command of mine, you can wear horns and grow a tail if you do 
your job.  If you don't do your job, you can't even think sideways 
without getting disciplined, transferred or demoted." (Flag Order 4, 13 
August 1967, by L. Ron Hubbard).  See, Hubbard only cared that 
Scientologists do what they're told, and if they want to act like the 
devil himself so long as they get their job done, that's fine with Hubbard!
   Lying is ok, too.  Hubbard for example claimed to have 2 PhD's, even 
though he flunked out of George Washington University after 2 years, and 
that was the extent of his college.  There is even a training routine in 
the church called TR-L, which stands for Training Routine Lie.


   Quite a religion, huh?