After studying Scientology now for several years, I have uncovered an 
incredible breakthrough in the Tech!!! I won't bore you with how I risked 
my life to discover this, and won't even charge you a penny for it!!  And 
I won't scream copyright violation or trade secret violation if you 
decide to use it!!

** begin breakthrough tech **

   If, as Scientology claims, our problems lie with the fact that we have 
other souls fused to ours, then we are in Fat City.  Scientology makes it 
their goal to throw off these other souls and send them on their way.  My 
new tech, however, EMBRACES these other souls!!!  Just think!  The wisdom 
of hundreds of other beings right there stuck to your elbow, or your 
forehead!!  Befriend these beings!! They might be your mom or dad in a 
previous life anyway!  Learn from them!!  Incorporate their thoughts, 
wisdom, and personality into your own!!  Mold these other souls with 
yours and meld together to become One, a being much wiser, smarter, and 
more able than one mere thetan could ever be!!
   The goal of this Fusion Tech(tm), then, is to have you and your BT's 
become One Big Being(tm).  6 course levels turn you into a superhuman, 
mega-gargantuan universal collective genius.

1)  get in touch with your BT's (Body Thetans).

2)  interact, communicate, learn about each other

3)  begin working in concert

4)  learn to see yourselves as One Big Being(tm)

5)  become fused in heart, mind, personality.

6)  develop your new powers of thought, wisdom, and spirituality

   Yes, friends, Hubbard had it wrong.  Body Thetans are not your 
enemy!!  Xenu wasn't a bad guy!!  Hubbard Tech is as ancient as 
lobotomy!  Learn the absolutely FREE, PUBLIC DOMAIN Fusion Tech(tm) today!!

(read alt.religion.scientology for details.  No animals were harmed in 
the development of Fusion Tech(tm))